Cougar Hunting: A Safari to the Heart of Seduction - a list by RopperShopper

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Sex Panther Cologne by Odeon

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It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good...They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.

Let's go make this kitty purrrr!

Updated Jun 12, 2008

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Original Bartwichse Moustache Wax from Hungary

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Every Cougar appreciates a well groomed mustache. This mustache wax is from Hungary which is ironic because every woman that takes a glimpse at my finely groomed mustache is hungry...hungry for loving!

Updated Jun 12, 2008

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Night Cougar

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They call it the Night Cougar...these babies are so powerful that they can magnify the heat rising off of the shyest of Cougars. Delectably strong and spectacularly pungent, there is a reason why they call these weapons "Night Cougars". Happy Hunting!

Updated Jun 12, 2008

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Michael Bolton - The One Thing

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This blue eyed soul singer's CD is so good that it could rip the panties right off of your mama (trust me, I know this from personal experience).

Updated Jun 13, 2008

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Bowflex SelectTech 552 Dumbbells

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These WMD's sculpt my arms into chiseled pieces of man muscle. They have adjustable weight settings but it doesn't matter because I always lift on the heaviest setting....1000 times in a row. Cougars beware, there is a predator on the loose!

Updated Jun 13, 2008

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Cougar Keychain

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I buy one of these puppies everytime I score big with a ferocious Cougar...I ordered 27 of them just last week.

Updated Jun 12, 2008

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Kenny G - Breathless

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When you bring a Cougar back to your lair you can't bank on your leather bound books and rich mahogany furniture to tame her tiger. That's why I always play this Kenny G's 1992 classic "Breathless." The smooth sounds of this hip cat will leave her begging to do the no pants dance.

Updated Jun 13, 2008

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Remington MB-900 High Precision

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When I'm on the prowl I like to groom up with the Remington MB-900. It's got pretty large number in it's title, something that gives me the confidence to stalk the largest of the big cats.

Updated Jun 13, 2008

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AmeriMark EZ Riser Walker

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When it comes to Cougars I don't discriminate on age yet we all know the old Masai metaphor comparing Cougars to cars; they are fun and reliable but they tend to breakdown with age. That's why I recommended the EZ Riser Walker by AmeriMark, a walker that will guarantee that a Cougar will safely make it to your love shack.

On a personal note I once got to third base with a 98 year old Cougar. She smelled of dried apricots, baby powder and pure lust. If it sounds like I'm bragging I am.

Updated Jun 13, 2008

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Effectiveness of Sex Panther Cologne Graph

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This chart comes free with the purchase of every gallon sized keg of Sex Panther Cologne (just pay $89.99 for a processing fee). This graph was made by real scientists who used all sorts of math formulas to come up with the right answer to every woman's question: "yes I'm wearing Sex Panther and yes, you may ravish me right now."

Updated Aug 4, 2008

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